- Mutant Vehicle Design & Repair - With years of experience working for Burning Man itself, I can design, source, fabricate, deliver, and chauffeur your mutant vehicle or art car at the Burning Man festival or any other. Your entire experience can be provided, with costumes, catering, and logistics. Also, I can repair that dusty art car that the auto shops won't touch.
- Professional Art Car Driver - With a Class A CDL, I'm prepared to drive a mutant vehicle of any size at the event of your choice, remaining sober while you can party with peace of mind. I can provide 10 years of accident-free DMV records and am well-versed in repair and maintenance for those unexpected breakdowns.
- Custom Human-Powered Vehicles and Bicycles - I've devoted a lifetime to understanding what it takes to make a vehicle human-powered. I can build a custom bike for you or something much larger, limited only by your imagination.
- 24 Hours of Lemons Teams - As a founding member of the Pinewood Dirtbags, I can help your new Lemons team build, make it to the event, and win in Class C. If you're interested in spending a lot of money on fancy equipment, that's not my specialty. My specialty is winning with the equipment on hand, with a limited budget, and in under extreme circumstances.